Have you heard this story before? If not let me tell you. It’s a beautiful story. Filled with world peace, amazing scientific discoveries, and human compassion… except NOT.
The story starts with our protagonist, the clueless (and horny) guy. He goes out to a club, a party, basically anywhere equally horny and drunk women can be found quickly. Our rising plot, has our protagonist meeting a girl he will most likely have sex with TONIGHT and is thoroughly pleased with himself. Don’t get him wrong, he has NO intention of making this into a relationship because, well, he’s a horny guy. As the story advances we find the guy and party-drunk-girl at her place of residence (house, apartment, dorm, etc.). The guy, being wise and all, remembers to put on a condom before he has sex (genius right?). He has sex, releases, tosses his condom into the trash bin, and with his mission complete sees no point in staying any longer so he dashes out of there as fast as humanly possible. This is where we, as the audience to this whole drama, find out that the party-drunk-girl is actually not THAT drunk when she gets up after he leaves and walks towards the trash bin (the scene slowly fading out).
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