Bartender: “I can’t believe you’re back in town! Never thought I’d live to see the day John McKempoll strolled back into Phillies again. And with a lady too! Hold on, let me get you two a couple of drinks, on the house.” *Reaches for drinks under the cupboard* “What’ll it be?”
John: *Chuckles* “Glad to see you never change Tom. I’ll have a coffee, black. And this is Karla by the way.”
Karla: “Nice to meet you Tom. I’ll have what John’s having.”
John: *Looks at Karla* “Really? Never met a woman who takes her coffee black.”
Karla: “Well, I do…”
Tom: “Come on John, shouldn’t you know your lady’s preferences by now?”
John: “Actually we just met. Gave her a ride coming here.”
Tom: *Pause* “And why did you come here?”
John: *Silence*
Tom: *Shakes head* “Same old John, looking for trouble again.”
John: “That’s not why I came back.”
Tom: “Good, because Clyde’s still in town.” Continue Reading →


