Archive for 2013

sugar man

Sugar Man, won’t you hurry
‘cos i’m tired of figurines
for a loved life, won’t you rid me
of these drunkard silent screams

silver magic ships you carry
jumpers, coke, sweet mary jane

Sugar Man, i will lose friends
‘cos the edge i do know
lost my heart, but i found it
on a minefield and i’ll explode

silver magic ships you carry
jumpers, coke, sweet mary jane

Sugar Man, you’re the answer
overlapped with utter fear
Sugar man, i am leery
of the salts of my peers

Sugar Man, Sugar Man, Sugar Man, Sugar Man
Sugar Man, Sugar Man, Sugar Man

Sugar Man, won’t you hurry
‘cos i’m tired of figurines
for a loved life, won’t you rid me
of these drunkard silent screams

silver magic ships you carry
jumpers, coke, sweet mary jane

Sugar Man, i will lose friends
‘cos the edge i do know
lost my heart, but i found it
on a minefield and i’ll explode

silver magic ships you carry
jumpers, coke, sweet mary jane

Sugar Man, you’re the answer
overlapped with utter fear

The Greatest Album Ever, And Why

Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band – Trout Mask Replica (1969)

Trout Mask Replica is the definition of sound as art. It combines free jazz, delta blues, african chant rhymes, avant-garde, and Ginsberg like maniacal (raving hobo) beat-poetry that anticipates rap into this experimental thing called genius. I’m not kidding, Trout Mask Replica is the definition of sound as art.

It’s the definition of hard listening, passively listening to all the intentional off-notes, abrupt stops, collisions, screams, and howls won’t do them justice. And when you’ve completed the strenuous process of paying attention to everything (because you have to), listening to any other album feels like getting off the highway. It’s a very self-aware deconstruction and reconstruction of sound as art. (I dare any musician to try and cover/ replicate any part of the album.)


Amazon reviews for this album are polarized, and hilarious; one review titled ‘Can’t listen to it enough’ says it all for me:

Yes yes yes. It’s cacophonous, it’s gritty, it’s unpleasant. Put it on at a party and watch people Continue Reading →

Best Protest Song, And Why

Aesop Rock – Coffee & Pigs

Personally, I think this is one of the best and most accurate protest songs of my (North American) generation. I’m part of a generation that found Bob Dylan talking of conflicts past, and a generation that found that Gil Scott-Heron’s advice on staying away from the hard drugs and hard streets that came out of the 80s was already street knowledge because we saw what they both did to idols like Huey P. Newton and Tupac (no Depression, no Vietman War, no Civil War, no ‘War on Drugs’, Continue Reading →

loonstone blues

how i wish i could write you a therapy so plain
that could hold you dear, maybe, from going insane
that could seize you and school you and ease the pain
of your ruthless and pointless knowledge

My Mission In Life

I don’t want to change the world, I only want to stop pretending. And to help others stop pretending. And to help others stop pretending by pretending.

This is very very very hard to do, but I will die trying. Yes, trying, because I will fail, I will do and fail; I will stop myself from pretending and start, start others pretending and stop, and fail many times over. It’s a ridiculous life mission, I know, but aren’t they all? Hey, if all roller-coaster rides end with you getting off, I might as well pick the one with the highest ups and downs and pee my pants proudly. I will get off this ride laughing and scared out of my mind. Point and ridicule all you want, my sheepish smile will be as big as Texas.

destined for greatness

the moment of your death will catch someone, by surprise
you will cause a heartbeat to skip

and i know that’s enough
think of it this way

your very existence is foreordained palpitation
your birth, you winning the race

so breath, catch your breath

for tim, who has no idea what ‘construe’ means

there’s a man who lives in timbuktu. his name’s tim buktu. and he’ll outdo timbuk’ too.
tim has low iq. his shoes are, yes, see-through, and his car’s not new.

but pay close attention to tim’s chipped bucktooth, it says he’s a man, a man too.
pay close attention to tim’s tattoo, it says he’s a man. yes, a man too.
so, please, fuck you.

The Most Dangerous Person In The World

At any given time, the most dangerous person in the world is the person who has absolutely no doubts about their beliefs.

that awkward moment when you hear your own voice on record and wonder how you even have friends.

small confessions

on her deathbed, she smirks.