for tim, who has no idea what 'construe' means

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for tim, who has no idea what ‘construe’ means

there’s a man who lives in timbuktu. his name’s tim buktu. and he’ll outdo timbuk’ too.
tim has low iq. his shoes are, yes, see-through, and his car’s not new.

but pay close attention to tim’s chipped bucktooth, it says he’s a man, a man too.
pay close attention to tim’s tattoo, it says he’s a man. yes, a man too.
so, please, fuck you.

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