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Truths That Women Have About Men

We all know women keep certain things from men (men from women too but that’s later), not a surprise to many of you. Here’s a few of them: Continue Reading →

The Condom, The Hot Sauce, & The Crazy

Have you heard this story before? If not let me tell you. It’s a beautiful story. Filled with world peace, amazing scientific discoveries, and human compassion… except NOT.

The story starts with our protagonist, the clueless (and horny) guy. He goes out to a club, a party, basically anywhere equally horny and drunk women can be found quickly. Our rising plot, has our protagonist meeting a girl he will most likely have sex with TONIGHT and is thoroughly pleased with himself. Don’t get him wrong, he has NO intention of making this into a relationship because, well, he’s a horny guy. As the story advances we find the guy and party-drunk-girl at her place of residence (house, apartment, dorm, etc.). The guy, being wise and all, remembers to put on a condom before he has sex (genius right?). He has sex, releases, tosses his condom into the trash bin, and with his mission complete sees no point in staying any longer so he dashes out of there as fast as humanly possible. This is where we, as the audience to this whole drama, find out that the party-drunk-girl is actually not THAT drunk when she gets up after he leaves and walks towards the trash bin (the scene slowly fading out).

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Ubervegan Lifestyle Week #1: Life With A Hint Of Carefree Madness

“Ubervegan” lifestyle week #1 ends today on a mildly positive note. Firstly, here’s the list of what I had each day of this week:

Sunday

  • Orange Juice
  • Peanuts
  • Sweet Peas

Monday

  • V8 Vegetable Cocktail
  • Orange Juice
  • Peanuts
  • Cashews
  • Corn
  • Sweet Peas

Tuesday

  • Vegetable Mix #1- Beans, Sweet Peas, Mushrooms, Salt, and Jamaican Style Curry Powder
  • Vegetable Mix #2- Sweet Peas, and Corn
  • Soybean Chocolate Milk
  • Water

Wednesday

  • Orange Juice
  • Sweet Peas
  • Pineapple Slices
  • V8 Vegetable Cocktail
  • Peanuts and Raisins Mix
  • Vegetable Mix #3- Soya Beans, Sweet Peas, Salt, and marinated with Hand Squeezed Orange Juice

Thursday

  • Water
  • Tomatoes
  • Apples
  • Vegetable Mix #4- Mushrooms and Sweet Peas
  • *White Rice*
  • *White Bread*
  • *Sugared Fruitopia Drink*

Friday

  • *Chips Ahoy Cookies*
  • Banana and Strawberry Juice Mix
  • Corn
  • *Chips*
  • *Popeye’s Biscuits*
  • Kiwi and Strawberry Juice Mix
  • *Korean BBQ Meat*

Saturday

  • *Popeye’s Biscuits*
  • Banana and Strawberry Juice Mix
  • Peanuts

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“Ubervegan” Lifestyle Begins: A Brief Look At Madness

So today marks the beginning of my “Ubervegan” lifestyle. The idea was basically stolen from Tynan and his “MaxDiet” dietary lifestyle that he’s been practicing for about two years now, with little tweaks here and there. The moment I read Tynan’s MaxDiet articles every fiber in my body told me to try this dietary lifestyle along with him, thus here we are. Basically I will NEVER EVER EVER eat meat and dairy again! To all you meat lovers, this may sound like the tough part, but it’s not (far from it). What makes “Ubervegan” different from “Vegan” is that I also restrict myself from consuming: Continue Reading →

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