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Truths That Men Have About Women

As promised, like I mentioning in my earlier post on what truths women have about men, this post will be about the truths men have about women. Such as:

  1. I look at and am attracted to other women. Everyday.
  2. I will never tell you the full details of my past relationship.
  3. I sometimes enjoy hanging with my friends more than I do with you.
  4. I don’t really know if I’m happy in this relationship or not. So stop asking.
  5. I love sex. More than you will ever know.
  6. I care about how you look. More than you will ever know.
  7. I love it when you don’t hesitate to start the sex.
  8. We have an ego, no matter what we say. Be careful. Especially in bed.
  9. If we say we’ll call you after meeting and getting your number. We will.
  10. If we say we’ll call you after an awkward/crazy/weird/sad first date. We won’t.
  11. If we randomly say, without encouragement, that we like you. We really do.
  12. If we say that we like you, after you confessed your undying love for us. We really don’t.
  13. I still compare my ex-girlfriends to you. You mostly win.
  14. I watch porn. Like it’s new?
  15. I flirt with at least one other woman in my life.
  16. I want sex twice as much as I’m having it. Told you I liked sex.
  17. I’ve faked it sometimes. Less than you, but I have. You’ll never know.

The ‘men’ list is shorter than the ‘women’ one simply because men think about these things less than women (or maybe men have less to hide in a world where mainly women are pressured to be perfect). But see for yourself whether you disagree or agree with the list(s). Tell dancePROOF (me) why you do or don’t by leaving a quick comment.

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  1. Amynonamous says:
    03.21.18 at 11:09 am · Reply

    That could’ve been a lot worse…Lol

  2. ToxicBunnies says:
    11.08.11 at 3:45 am · Reply

    I hate 1, 3 and 15. I am a married woman. I like to pretend these don’t apply to you, but know for a fact that they do.

  3. Mrbyontz says:
    11.04.11 at 1:53 pm · Reply

    I’d have to say, most of these are true for me, personally, (some false about me are 2, 10, 16, and the second part of 1, not everyday) but i wouldn’t say ALL guys are like that. My advice for women when it comes to guys, don’t be too quick to judge (acutally get to know him) and don’t make a big deal out of every single, tiny flaw; everyone has flaws, including you.

    And to the guys raging that these aren’t true at all; look at yourself from a distance, not from your biased self who only sees you as what you want to be. If you do that, and they are still not true for you, then congrats, you are one of the few.

  4. Socceroc17 says:
    11.03.11 at 9:31 pm · Reply

    Wow, both these lists are terrible. Take that as constructive criticism, not an insult. Generalizations are one of the reasons that both men and women (mostly women) have such trouble with their appearances nowadays. I suggest not contributing to the crap that society has already given us.

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