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Truths That Men Have About Women

As promised, like I mentioning in my earlier post on what truths women have about men, this post will be about the truths men have about women. Such as:

  1. I look at and am attracted to other women. Everyday.
  2. I will never tell you the full details of my past relationship.
  3. I sometimes enjoy hanging with my friends more than I do with you.
  4. I don’t really know if I’m happy in this relationship or not. So stop asking.
  5. I love sex. More than you will ever know.
  6. I care about how you look. More than you will ever know.
  7. I love it when you don’t hesitate to start the sex.
  8. We have an ego, no matter what we say. Be careful. Especially in bed.
  9. If we say we’ll call you after meeting and getting your number. We will.
  10. If we say we’ll call you after an awkward/crazy/weird/sad first date. We won’t.
  11. If we randomly say, without encouragement, that we like you. We really do.
  12. If we say that we like you, after you confessed your undying love for us. We really don’t.
  13. I still compare my ex-girlfriends to you. You mostly win.
  14. I watch porn. Like it’s new?
  15. I flirt with at least one other woman in my life.
  16. I want sex twice as much as I’m having it. Told you I liked sex.
  17. I’ve faked it sometimes. Less than you, but I have. You’ll never know.

The ‘men’ list is shorter than the ‘women’ one simply because men think about these things less than women (or maybe men have less to hide in a world where mainly women are pressured to be perfect). But see for yourself whether you disagree or agree with the list(s). Tell dancePROOF (me) why you do or don’t by leaving a quick comment.

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  1. Repic1sj says:
    11.03.11 at 12:41 pm · Reply

    While this was mostly pretty shotty, surface level work, I think the most important thing gotten wrong in this post was the idea of the man’s thought, “I care about how you look. More than you will ever know.” We do – in fact – care about how you look, but not to one tenth of how much YOU care about how YOU look. I’ve never known a girl more comfortable in her skin as most guys are, even if they act like they are.
    Not to say I blame women. Standards of beauty are totally f***ed, but I feel I should say, guys respond women who feel sexy because of who they are, not what they look like.Also, improve your sentence structure please. Periods are not commas.

  2. Nice. says:
    11.03.11 at 8:10 am · Reply

    I’m finding several flaws with this. Perhaps you shouldn’t base your “findings” on a seemingly failed past relationship, but on something like a couple that doesn’t have as many issues. 1,2,4,5,12 are false at least as far as I’m concerned. Try researching/polling before you post a tainted view of why relationships don’t work for you. Thanks.

  3. Hannibal says:
    10.24.11 at 1:20 am · Reply

    Shouldn’t there should be something on this list about blowjobs? 

    That’s definitely something universal

  4. bp says:
    10.13.11 at 12:40 pm · Reply

    I wish numbers 5, 7, & 16 were true…

  5. Jagans says:
    10.09.11 at 8:30 pm · Reply

    Just like the “truths” about women this author did, this generalizes horribly and speaks for a rather small portion of men. Please don’t do that. It makes us look bad.

  6. that guy says:
    09.07.11 at 2:24 am · Reply

    men have been just as pressured to be perfect have you seen some of those underwear packages???

    • really? says:
      09.07.11 at 5:35 pm · Reply

      uh, you have a small package, quit whining and let the real men show off.

  7. Thehipster550 says:
    07.18.11 at 7:32 am · Reply

    Odds are this was not written by a man.

  8. Anita says:
    07.12.11 at 12:18 pm · Reply

    Hey Sorrower, can u please be more spesific? I couldn’t make out your answerP.S.: Totally agree with Olivia

  9. Anita says:
    07.12.11 at 12:18 pm · Reply

    Hey Sorrower, can u please be more spesific? I couldn’t make out your answerP.S.: Totally agree with Olivia

  10. Anita says:
    07.12.11 at 12:18 pm · Reply

    Hey Sorrower, can u please be more spesific? I couldn’t make out your answerP.S.: Totally agree with Olivi

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