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Truths That Women Have About Men

We all know women keep certain things from men (men from women too but that’s later), not a surprise to many of you. Here’s a few of them:

  1. My best friend knows everything.
  2. Even if i insist on paying/splitting the bill on our first date. I’ll think you’re cheap if you let me.
  3. I sleep/keep your clothes because they smell like you.
  4. I’ll never tell the truth about how many guys I’ve slept with.
  5. I’m constantly testing you.
  6. I masturbate. Maybe, As regularly as you do.
  7. I think about sex with you. A LOT.
  8. I’m as nervous about commitment as you are.
  9. I like to make you jealous. A little.
  10. I like it when you lead. In the bedroom and out.
  11. I’ve fantasized about having sex with you before we actually did. Countless times.
  12. I still compare my ex-boyfriends to you. You mostly win.
  13. My body is not naturally this hairless. You’ll never know how hard I work to keep it that way though.
  14. I’ve seen your porn stash/websites. I find it hilarious.
  15. You’ve made me cry more than you will ever know.
  16. I like it when you talk a little dirty.
  17. The more I like you, the less likely I will sleep with you quickly. Alcohol will ruin this plan though.
  18. I need constant reminders that you want me around.
  19. I start fights with you because I’m feeling ignored. I’m trying to force emotion out of you.
  20. If I’m going to break up with you. All my friends know before you.
  21. I get hit on more than you realize.
  22. I’ve done at least one thing I would rather you never know.
  23. I fake it sometimes. More than you’ll ever know.

Women aren’t alone in this though (I foresaw the sexist comments I was about to receive), men also keep things from women. The next post will list some of them. And if you agree/disagree with the list leave a quick comment and tell dancePROOF (me) why you do or don’t.

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  1. SpiritualTeacher says:
    07.06.11 at 10:08 pm · Reply

    More proof that girls are insane! Unlearn what you’ve been taught and stop playing games.

    • Amandafaye44 says:
      07.06.11 at 10:53 pm · Reply

      I’m in no way some neo-feminist but I have to disagree with many of these for myself and a handful of close girlfriends. If I am with a guy, they are my best friend and I want you to know everything including that I masturbate, that I’ve fantasized about having sex with then, seen (their) porn, and that I like when they take charge. Are women really supposed to be that ashamed of their sexuality? This is 2011 not 1952.The number of people I’ve slept with may be higher than some, but it’s just a number and if I love you, you can love and respect everything about me. Are some women so insecure that they are “constantly testing you.” Also men aren’t idiots, they know that women naturally have hair on their bodies, they know when you’re faking it (more they know when you’re not), they know you’re hot and that you get hit on, and they know girls are more likely to have sex when they’re drunk. Furthermore, some of these are just flashing warning signs of a insecure and childish relationship, “I need CONSTANT reminders you need be around me “( frightfully insecure), “I start fights to try to FORCE THE EMOTION OUT OF YOU”(Why wouldn’t you just ask how he’s feeling instead of trying to manipulate him into an emotional state?), also why wouldn’t he know that he makes you cry, that sounds like a terrible relationship be it with a friend, boyfriend, or acquaintance of any kind.

      However, I agree that:

      I’m as nervous about commitment as you are.
      Even if i insist on paying/splitting the bill on our first date. I’ll think you’re cheap if you let me.I sleep/keep your clothes because they smell like you.The more I like you, the less likely I will sleep with you quickly.

  2. Real Empryss says:
    07.01.11 at 4:20 am · Reply

    I really ADORE this post! It very accurate! Read my blog if you’d like: TheEmpryss.wordpress.com 

    I do sex facts and post like these!

  3. FUK DAT says:
    06.21.11 at 6:46 am · Reply

    bitches are fucking crazy

  4. Graciemarie908 says:
    06.20.11 at 3:52 am · Reply

    Uhh it really depends on the girl, alot of these i dont relate too, i dont lie about how many guys I have slept with, and my boyfriend knows every single time i cry or dont feel good. And the more i like you the longer it will take for me to sleep with you is total BS to me.. I dont test my boyfriend cause i know he is good enough, and i have never faked it with him.. And i sure as hell dont tell my best friends that i am gunna break up with my bf before he knows that causes way to much drama..  Maybe i am not a faking-lying-dramatized bitch to my bf idk..

    • Liz R says:
      06.26.11 at 5:39 pm · Reply

      So are you trying to say that if I,or any other number or woman,were to relate,we’re  fake and like to lie and dramatize everything?Because that sums up a large group of woman.And I shall have you know that I am not a fake girlfriend,my boyfriend knows completely everything.But that doesn’t mean I still can’t relate to some of the other things this list posted.

  5. Kmay 409 says:
    04.29.11 at 1:32 am · Reply

    this is great! haha obviously they’re not ALL going to be true for everyone, but i’m sure most girls can relate to quite a few of these!

    • Ella Siobhan Galway says:
      06.16.11 at 3:30 am · Reply

      Dude, are you kidding me?  EVERY single one of these apply.  To all women.  Trust me.

      • Anon says:
        06.20.11 at 1:39 am · Reply

        Maybe if you’re a whore that feels the need to lie about how many people she’s slept with.

        • Gracie Is A Dumbass says:
          06.28.11 at 11:01 pm · Reply

          ive only slept with 2 guys in my life and im 19, i still don’t always feel comfortable with telling a boyfriend or guy im dealing with about my sexual past. just because you’re not completely honest doesnt mean your lying, you could just be evading the question all together. And I don’t think these things are dramatic, like that stupid bitch above. How does talking about your relationship with your best friends cause drama, unless they arent your real friends. Also, not testing your guy could just mean you have low standards, and just because you don’t CONSCIOUSLY test him doesn’t mean that subconsciously you aren’t doing things that “test” your boyfriend. That’s not a female thing, that’s a human thing, people test one another to understand their limits and how much they care. Just because you haven’t faked it doesn’t mean you never will, and if your guy doesn’t get you off and you are bitch to him, way to go, you aren’t lying but your slowly emasculating him. And about the crying thing, they didn’t say that you don’t tell your boyfriend when you cry, you just don’t tell him when he makes you cry and that doesn’t mean thats something that he did something to you. I just think that some people should stop being so stupid… like seriously chick get over yourself, you seem like a huge bitch to me. 

  6. Vaffcd says:
    04.22.11 at 8:52 pm · Reply

    I agree completely

  7. nikki24 says:
    04.11.11 at 1:11 am · Reply

    dead on, great list! I forwarded on my best girls and my man 🙂 thanks for the content

  8. Cali Bradshaw says:
    04.06.11 at 12:44 am · Reply

    I think this list is dead-on. Especially the part about us wanting to make you a little jealous and wanting to constant reminders. Oh and the part about waiting for sex being ruined by alcohol… very true!

    Great post.

  9. justme says:
    04.05.11 at 1:45 am · Reply

    Not all are true to its sayings..if you know yourself and what you want out of life, not being selfish of others’ feelings and emotions..not all women would be willing to tell all, and not everyone has access to ‘porn’, nor maybe never experienced what is it all about..you live honestly and clean, you’ll have a much better chance of enjoying life to the fullest with your partner..

  10. Code says:
    04.03.11 at 10:19 pm · Reply

    You know what I find hilarious? No one at all has commented on the sex thing. Which means it’s either partially true or too private/embarrassing for anyone to mention.

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