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Truths That Women Have About Men

We all know women keep certain things from men (men from women too but that’s later), not a surprise to many of you. Here’s a few of them:

  1. My best friend knows everything.
  2. Even if i insist on paying/splitting the bill on our first date. I’ll think you’re cheap if you let me.
  3. I sleep/keep your clothes because they smell like you.
  4. I’ll never tell the truth about how many guys I’ve slept with.
  5. I’m constantly testing you.
  6. I masturbate. Maybe, As regularly as you do.
  7. I think about sex with you. A LOT.
  8. I’m as nervous about commitment as you are.
  9. I like to make you jealous. A little.
  10. I like it when you lead. In the bedroom and out.
  11. I’ve fantasized about having sex with you before we actually did. Countless times.
  12. I still compare my ex-boyfriends to you. You mostly win.
  13. My body is not naturally this hairless. You’ll never know how hard I work to keep it that way though.
  14. I’ve seen your porn stash/websites. I find it hilarious.
  15. You’ve made me cry more than you will ever know.
  16. I like it when you talk a little dirty.
  17. The more I like you, the less likely I will sleep with you quickly. Alcohol will ruin this plan though.
  18. I need constant reminders that you want me around.
  19. I start fights with you because I’m feeling ignored. I’m trying to force emotion out of you.
  20. If I’m going to break up with you. All my friends know before you.
  21. I get hit on more than you realize.
  22. I’ve done at least one thing I would rather you never know.
  23. I fake it sometimes. More than you’ll ever know.

Women aren’t alone in this though (I foresaw the sexist comments I was about to receive), men also keep things from women. The next post will list some of them. And if you agree/disagree with the list leave a quick comment and tell dancePROOF (me) why you do or don’t.

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  1. Nonya Znoch says:
    07.09.11 at 7:26 pm · Reply

    Please don’t ever presume to speak for all women ever again.  Seriously.

  2. Georgiana Kale says:
    07.09.11 at 1:45 pm · Reply

    Hahaha This is so true! Agreed with everything but 14,19,20

  3. Pepperrr says:
    07.09.11 at 1:23 pm · Reply

    Hahaha omg hilarious and agreed

    Ps.chill people …dont like it? Move along

  4. betch says:
    07.08.11 at 5:22 am · Reply

    every single one of these is 100% true it’s insane!

    and dear fyrehead-
    your funny because this pretty much applies to every normal girl in a relationship. so YAY FOR BEING INSECURE LITTLE BITCHES

    • Anonymous says:
      07.09.11 at 4:55 pm · Reply

      If this applies to every normal girl, the world is truly a sad place devoid of honesty and communication and I for one am glad not to be considered normal in this respect. 

  5. Alice says:
    07.08.11 at 1:34 am · Reply

    First: Whoa people! Calm it down a few notches. You’re freaking out about a little tiny post on the big bad internet? Step back. Breathe. It’s okay, it’s not going to hurt you. So some/all the points don’t apply to you. Does it really matter?  (Before you say yes, think about your own points. Are you really the person you say you are? If you are, then no, it doesn’t matter. You’re not being brainwashed here so, it’s all good. If yes…well, I don’t know what to tell you. Sorry buddy.)

    Second: Interesting list. I can’t say all apply to me. If I offer to pay for half the bill, I genuinely don’t want him to pay for me. I’m fairly independent. I don’t start fights because I want emotion, I want him to give me answers that he’s beating around the bush with. (Those are only two points that don’t apply.) I’d say, what you should do, is take this list and create a survey out of it. Don’t just ask your friends, ask random women and when you have the numbers, come back and post a revised version beneath it with the numbers you collected. It would be interesting to see what happens then.

    • Alice says:
      07.08.11 at 1:36 am · Reply

      **Quick fix to first paragraph:

      If no…well, I don’t know what to tell you.

  6. Anonymous says:
    07.07.11 at 6:31 pm · Reply

    This list is really disappointing. As a woman, I feel really let down that my fellow girls are apparently so shallow, manipulative and cheap. It’s cheap if he pays for his half and not yours? BS. You like to start fights to force emotion? Pathetic. “I’ll never tell the truth”? Of course you won’t, because this isn’t a list of a woman’s attributes. These are the attributes of a manipulative, insecure little bitch. I’m sure tons of stupid girls can relate to this list and I truly do pity you all. You’re never going to find anything real and sincere while you’re superficial and guarded. Honestly, this is so disgusting I may have to vomit a little and strongly consider not being bisexual anymore.

    • Georgiana Kale says:
      07.09.11 at 1:43 pm · Reply

      oh loosen up! you’re the one sounding like a big bitch! hahaha

      • Anonymous says:
        07.09.11 at 4:59 pm · Reply

        That’s probably true for most readers which only adds to the disappointment, since I’m advocating relationships based on honesty, trust, and open communication. Playing games like trying to make your boyfriend jealous without his consent, or suggesting that you purposefully keep things from him as though it were fun and cute are not part of a committed relationship between a man and a woman; they’re part of a fling between two immature adults. Excuse me for believing relationships are more sacred than manipulative games.

        • courtneyyyyyy says:
          07.13.11 at 11:56 am · Reply

          So you’re telling everyone that at one point in your life, whether it be now, or years ago, you have never thought any of these? That’s the BS, you stupid insecure little bitch.

          • Anonymous says:
            07.24.11 at 4:28 am ·

            I didn’t say I haven’t thought any of these. I like keeping articles of clothing that smells like my lover and I fantasize and masturbate. I don’t find it necessary to lie about any of my habits or past deeds, even if they’re embarrassing. I would never think someone was cheap for only paying half the bill. I do not ‘test’ my lovers or compare them to others or go rifling through their private things. I find anyone who constantly needs reassuring and who obtains that love and acknowledgment solely through emotionally manipulative games to be both pathetic and appalling. It’s passive-aggressive to the extreme and it’s disgusting.

          • guest says:
            09.07.11 at 7:30 am ·

            you are the dumbest person I have ever seen on the internet I happened to stumble upon this and just laughed and enjoyed the post.. no one cares about your stupid relationship stop trying so hard to assure everyone how confident you are and how amazzzzing your relationship is…sounds like you are the most insecure bitch on the planet if you have to convince the internet how great your life is… this was a fun light hearted list so get the dick out of your ass and maybe you should consider going back to girls

          • Anonymous says:
            09.10.11 at 5:57 pm ·

            It’s a shame I was upset while wording my posts: perhaps so many readers such as yourself wouldn’t be defensive and feel such a keen need to attack me personally. I know no one cares about my specific experience or past relationships but since the entire point of me commenting in the first place was to provide an alternative to what I regard as dangerous assumptions about how men and women should operate together, it only makes sense that I would do what I can to counteract assumptions and attacks against me. It’s annoying enough when teenagers act like teenagers but when adults to it to me that says there is a serious lack of maturity in our society, which is not conducive to building strong, healthy family structures (and by extension neighborhoods and communities). I realize this is supposed to be a light-hearted list but it really speaks to how a lot of young people view themselves and their relationships as objects and games and I find that disheartening. I wasn’t trying to brag; I’m only trying to say it isn’t true that this is how all women operate or that it is how they should behave. I’m only saying I disagree and think it’s time we start holding ourselves to higher standards. If someone loves you enough to commit to you and be with you, you’re only going to risk ruining that connection by refusing to be open, honest, and trusting with them. We deserve better and so we must be better.  

    • guest says:
      07.13.11 at 3:55 pm · Reply

       clearly you are a lesbian and have never had a lasting relationship with a man. you are also very angry and most likely cannot be happy for anyone around you.  also self righteous.  you’re most likely not a pleasant person to be around based on all of these decisions I’ve made about you based on one paragraph of words. I’m sure I’m not the only one. get over yourself.

      • Anonymous says:
        07.24.11 at 4:34 am · Reply

        I’ve had a total of two relationships, both of them were with men. The first one lasted six years and the relationship I’m currently in is coming up on two. I was angry reading this because I find it depressing womens’ standards for their own behavior in relationships is apparently really low. I wanted to comment to sort of declare we don’t all operate in these ways. I can’t imagine woman that adheres to all the qualities of this list being a pleasant person: she sounds superficial, insecure and passive-aggressive to me.

  7. Victoria Haindel says:
    07.07.11 at 6:56 am · Reply

    Wow, I feel like just about all of these were so me!! ^_^ Thanks for this fun little list 😀

  8. Nicogme says:
    07.07.11 at 5:20 am · Reply

    I’m a man and this is seriously disgusting. I can’t believe you promote this kind of behavior like it was normal.

    • guest says:
      09.07.11 at 7:32 am · Reply

      o shut the fuck up …

  9. Nikharris92 says:
    07.07.11 at 1:56 am · Reply

    I don’t see the need to disprove each other’s opinions. If everything applies to you, fantastic. If not, then that’s great too. Personally, I can say not a lot of the things listed here apply to me. I’m not going to say, “Oh, this girl is wrong for saying this” or “You must be a horrible person for not feeling like every other woman here does.” It’s childish. That’s why men and even other women think we’re crazy/ bitches. That’s my two cents.

  10. Mike says:
    07.07.11 at 12:45 am · Reply

     I spit in your coffee. Sometimes. You’ll never know how many times.

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