Better company?
Ughhh. Their company has 10 Harvard graduates while we… Ughhh, we just don’t.
Better athlete?
Look how huge he is! I can’t possible take him down.
Better love?
Look at the size of her ring! She’s got the best husband in the world.
Better message?
That post is 1000 words, while this one is only 100, obviously this one sucks and has nothing of importance to say.
Oh, America – land of the big is better slogan. Judging on size is self-defeating. And pretty stupid. (Smaller is not better by the way – that’s just you, judging on size again.)
photo credit: Tobyotter